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  [disassembles telescope, puts it away] [a woman screams] That came from Flanders' house!...
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  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here? Ba
  Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!...
• Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
  Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your....
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
• Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the back yard!
  Ned: [weeping] All right, it's true. I am a murderer!...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...