Daughter: Dad?
Kent: Uh huh?
Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast
about her.
Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important
news. Right now I'm busy preparing a report about the
fortieth anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
Daughter: Oh, Daddy, that is boring. Talk about the dolly!
Kent: [considers] Well, you were right about the Berlin Wall...
-- Who needs an AP wire?, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"