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• Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
  Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream....
• TV: I'd like to solve the puzzle. `Three Loins in the Fountain'.
  [buzz] -- Wheel of Misfortune, "Homer Defined...
• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie] Woma
  Will I ever see you again? Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown. -- "Homer Defined...
• The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, 'I shall to-day be uppermost.
  ' -- Confuciu...
• Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
  I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...
• Perseverance brings good fortune. Remorse vanishes.
  Nothing that does not further. No beginning, but an end....
• You put the whole project in jeopardy! I wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune!
• What is the name of the most favorite T.V. game show in China? Wheel of Fortune Cookies.