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• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
  Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of.
  .. Abe: Ah, I don't like this program. Jasper: Change the channel....
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
• Announcer: Today on "Ben": mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson.
  And here's your host, Gentle Ben. [a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out] Woman 1...
• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
• Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
  Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
• Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
  Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...