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• Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose?
  You don't need friends like that. Lisa: How Zen. -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like inside.
  He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...
• Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on your hands.
  Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor!...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
  I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....