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• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• They're official Krusty the Clown walkie-talkies! I'll keep one and you keep one.
  Now, whenever you want to talk to me, just call me on the phone and tell me to turn on my walkie-talkie....
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
  Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse? Bart: I don't want to play with Milhouse.
  Marge: You mean you still haven't made up with him?...
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...