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Poor Krusty. He's Like A Black Velvet Painting Come To Life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow
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Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life.
-- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clown"
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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
-- Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, Like Clow...
He's taking funny talk. -- Homer Simpson Like Father, Like Clow
WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life.
Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...
Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...
We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
-- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
Dear Krusty: This is Bart Simpson, Krusty Buddy #16302, respectfully returning his badge.
I always suspected that nothing in life mattered....