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• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address? Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
  Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
  Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
• The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
  Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
• Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
  Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
• My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
  My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....
• Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
  Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: _That's_ the collection money! Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah, smells like church.
  Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's happened here....