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• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
  As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'....
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
• Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
  Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive....
• Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
  The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi....
• Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
  My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
• Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear talking.
  What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
• Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address? Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
  Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Rabbi K: [answering the phone] Hello. Hello? Anybody there?
  What's this, I hear the phone ring, and suddenly there's nothing....