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• Homer: Okay, okay, but I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing.
  [looks through his wallet] Well, I don't have one....
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Homer: [sees sign: Open 10 - 7, checks his watch. It's 6
  55] Whew! Just in the nick of [spots Moe's Tavern next door] Mmmmmm....
• Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love.
  [out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me....
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
  Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...