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Inging] My Ding-a-ling. My Ding-a-ling. I Want You To Play With My Ding-a-ling.
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[singing] My ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling.
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...
-- Student's entry in the school talent contest,
"Lisa's Pony"
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Ding a ding-dang my dang-a-long ling-long
Wang-dang a ling hoy!
Avon is a ding-dong operation.
Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
[pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune -- Nicholas Ling
Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
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An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS?? -- Zippy the Pinhead