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Marge: Mmm... I Am <very> Upset With You. Home
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Marge: Mmm... I am <very> upset with you.
Homer: Sounds like someone's angling for a pony of her own!
-- Homer just purchased "Lisa's Pony"
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Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?...
Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
Lisa's Pony...
Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....
Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...
Lisa: [as a baby, taking her first steps] Marge: [o.
.] Look, Homer! Lisa's taking her first steps! Home...
Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
Make up your mind! -- Homer argues with Marge over "Lisa's Pony...