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Homer: [watches A Scene From McBain On The Video Store Monitors] Clerk
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Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors]
Clerk: You want to rent it, sir?
Homer: Why? I just saw the best part! Heh heh heh heh.
-- At the VHS Village, "Saturdays of Thunder"
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