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• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
  [Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick stick] Homer, stop that!...
• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...