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• Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want you to take.
  TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me miss Joe Theismann!...
• I had the greatest gift of all. A little girl who could pick football.
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• Write injuries in sand, but benefits in marble.
• Hickery Dickery Dock, The mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one, The others escaped with minor injuries.
• Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries.
  -- Japan Times article...
• Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. -- Confuciu
• Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble. -- Ben Frankli
• Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. Chinese Proverb
• Murray's Rule of Football: The wrong quarterback is the one who's in there.