Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity:
No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the
opposite. Huh?
[inner voice] Don't you get it!? You gotta use reverse
psychology! [out loud] Well, that sounds too complicated. [inner
voice] Okay, <don't> use reverse psychology. [out loud] All
right, I will!
-- His own worst enemy, "Saturdays of Thunder"