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• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• The world has not seen the likes of this since the French carried Lucky Lindy off on their shoulders from Le Bourget Field.
  -- Soap box derby announcer, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Okay Bart, we've got a lot of work to do on the car, so I'm going to pull you out of school for the next couple of weeks.
  .. -- Homer sets to work on the soap box racer, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop his head (not over his eyes).
  ] Homer: Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame....
• Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
  .. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....
• Hey man, cool crash! Way to cheat death.
  -- Bart visits Martin in the hospital, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Skowie: [pumped full of lead by a passing motorcyclist, lying in a pool of his own blood] Damn, damn damn.
  McBain? McBain: Yes? Skowie: I'm not going to make it....
• You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards.