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• Okay Bart, we've got a lot of work to do on the car, so I'm going to pull you out of school for the next couple of weeks.
  .. -- Homer sets to work on the soap box racer, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Homer: Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer. Ba
  Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch and watch TV....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
  When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...