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• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
  Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome laugh] Patty...
• Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
  [Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...
• And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return.
  [click, next slide] And this is Selma dropping off our vacation film to be developed....
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time. Patty
  That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe Patty and Selma....
• Bart: Cool. [picks up what's left of the comet] Lisa
  We're saved! Everyone: Yay! Selma: Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...