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• Hi, I'm Lionel Hutz, executor of Gladys Bouvier's estate.
  She left a video will, so I earn my fee simply by pressing this "Play" button....
• Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses. Marge
  Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney....
• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
• Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster? Hutz
  How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?...
• Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz. Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
  You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality....
• So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that your real name.
  .. -- Lionel Hutz cross-examines Apu, "Marge in Chai...