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Homer: Where's That Waitress Of Yours? Moe: Oh, She Left To Pursue A Movie Career.
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Homer: Where's that waitress of yours?
Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career. Frankly, I think she
was better off here.
-- "Flaming Moe's"
Related:
Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
[sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
.. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for accepting food stamps.
-- Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...