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Homer: Lisa, Your Father Needs Your Help. Do You Know Anything About Germany?
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Homer: Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about
Germany?
Lisa: Well, it's a country in Europe.
Homer: Good, good, I'm learning.
-- Teaching an old dog, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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