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What Good Is Money If It Can't Inspire Terror In Your Fellow Man?
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What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
-- Burns learns the moral of the story,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
Related:
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
-- Homer fears the loss of his job, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Man 1: [hands Burns an offer of $100,000,000] Bu
Woo hoo! [dances about a bit] Ahem. I grudgingly accept....
We'll have a savings account! We've never had one.
-- Marge decides what to do with a stock market windfall, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
That's right. Gather the nectar, my little drones.
And make the honey. Honey for your children... Fools!...
Homer: Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about Germany?
Lisa: Well, it's a country in Europe. Homer: Good, good, I'm learning....
Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?...
You look sharp today, sir." "You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr.
-- Smithers studies Sycophantic German, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Hey you, stop being... so unsafe! Smitty! Safen up!
-- Homer tries to look busy, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...