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• For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
  Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
• Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
  Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
• Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us? [hands slowly go up] Man 1
  Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now!...
• Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
  Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....
• Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
  Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...
• Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
  Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1...
• Horst: Guten Morgen. I am Horst. The new owners have elected me to speak with you because I am the most non-threatening.
  Perhaps I remind you of the loveable Sergeant Schultz on Hogan's Heroes....