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• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
  Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
  [pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...