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  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• You are not my father -- Luke Skywalke
• You...and like your father...are now...MINE. -- Darth Vader to Luke. (Star Wars)
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Look at me. I'm a trainee. They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
  -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
• Comic book guy: Question: is your name Ripley Scott or James Cameron?
  Homer: No, it's Homer. Comic book guy: Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, _Homer_....