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Burns: Who Was That Young Hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
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Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name...
-- The beginning of a tradition, "I Married Marge"
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Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
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} Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
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Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
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Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
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That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?...
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Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....