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• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
  Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
• Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
  Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
• Marge answers the door] Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
  Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge...
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime.
  Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Home...
• Marge: Oh, Homie! Are you okay? Homer: [in pain and sorrow] I can't remember where we parked.
  Marge: That's all right. We'll just wait till everyone else leaves....
• Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
  He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...