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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...
• Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
  a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up....
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....