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• Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
  Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad. Homer: Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now....
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.
  By nagging you when you do foolish things, I just enable your life script....
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
  .. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...
• Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy? Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work
  he only one who has it easy is Marge....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....