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• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• SMILEY -) Jose Feliciano
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• I can't help feeling a certain pride in the admiration of women.
  I suspect that is one of my biggest failings. -- Jose Torre...
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• I'm one of the few to ever throw a javelin two hundred yards .
  .. Well, actually I only threw it one hundred yards....
• Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee
• Bart: Cool, man, Space Mutants 4. Let me off! Let me off!
  Marge: No way, Jose. Homer: Marge, they're only space mutants....