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Selma: Kids, You Haven't Touched Your Tongue Sandwiches.
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Selma: Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches.
You need something to drink?
Patty: We've got clamato, Mr. Pibb and soy milk.
-- "Homer Alone"
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