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As I Said To Dolores Montenergo In "Calling All Quakers".
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As I said to Dolores Montenergo in "Calling All Quakers"...
"Have it <your> way, Baby!"
-- Troy McClure, "Homer Alone"
Related:
Announcer: We now return to Troy McClure and Dolores Montenegro in "Preacher with a Shovel".
Man's voice: But irrigation can <save> your people, Chief Smiling Bear!...
Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule"!
-- "Homer Alone...
ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as `Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'!
But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!...
Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead....
Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy? Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure?
I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat....
Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by police] Ma...
Troy: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.
Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?...