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• ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
  We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in the Backfield"....
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier, take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?
  Selma: I already told you, yes. Rev.: If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace....
• Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
  Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead....
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
• TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
  The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?...