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• Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
  Wiggum: Did you flash your lights? Eddie: Yes. Wiggum...
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there. [hands Homer a megaphone] But don't put your lips on it or anything.
  -- "Homer Alone...
• Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
  Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What should I say?...
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
  Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started....
• Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
  If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
  Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....