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• Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
  Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What should I say?...
• Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
  Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....
• Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
  Wiggum: Did you flash your lights? Eddie: Yes. Wiggum...
• Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
• Man: {Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses.
  } Homer: {[skeptical] Like what?} Man: {One, a humorous substitute for your own lips....
• Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
• Wiggum: Hey, everybody, look who's back. It's the biiig baby.
  [childlike] Oh, dis porridge is too hot! Oh, wah-wah-wah!...
• Quimby: I guess we're not going to find anything. Otto
  Um, how are we going to get out of here? Homer: We'll dig our way out!...
• Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
  And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....