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  I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you....
• Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger.
  He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure....
• GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
  Beside a lonely grave I stood -- With brambles 'twas encumbered...
• Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
  Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh....
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
• RUGGED: Too heavy to lift.
• Rugged: Too heavy to lift.
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...