Ms.K: [reading] After Two Months At Sea, The Pilgrims Were Running Out Of Food And Water.

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Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running
out of food and water. [Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson

Nelson: Did they have any have yo-yo's?
Ms.K: [exasperated] No, they did not have yo-yo's.
[continues reading] When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they
were greeted by the friendly Wampanog Indians.
Milhouse: [raises his hand] Did the Indians have yo-yo's?
Ms.K: [snaps] No, they did not have yo-yo's!
[slams book closed] That's it!
[slams book onto her desk] I am getting sick and tired of
talking about yo-yo's. From now on, I will not accept any
book reports, science projects, dioramas, or anything else on
yo-yo's or yo-yo-related topics. Am I making myself clear?
Bart: Yo!
-- Yo, mama. "Bart the Lover"

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