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I'll bet they get all kinds of girls!
-- Nelson is awed by a yo-yo demonstration,
"Bart the Lover"
Related:
Those guys must be millionaires! -- Bart is awed by a yo-yo demonstration, "Bart the Love
Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.
[Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelso...
Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
The STAR WARS Song Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kink
In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelso...
Homer: Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!
Marge: What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks!...
Yo baby yo baby yo. -- Eddie Murphy