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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
  Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge...
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
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• Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time. Homer: Oh, but Marge!
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• Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
  Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
  Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
• Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart. Selma
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