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Bleah. The State Lottery. Exploiter Of The Poor And Ignorant.
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Bleah. The state lottery. Exploiter of the poor and ignorant.
[turns on his neon sign: BEER IS THE ANSWER]
-- Moe scoffs at a lottery advertisement, "Dog of Death"
Related:
Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
If you were seventeen, we'd be rich! But nooooooooooo.
.. You had to be ten....
Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get carried away.
Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death...
SMILEY $-) won the lottery
Kent: We now take you to the [lottery] drawing, live.
I hope you've got <your> tickets. I've got mine....
Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...
You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
Losing Lottery tickets sold here.