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• Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
  Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
  Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
  Marge: What's so special about it? Homer: What's so -- [sarcastic] Oh, I don't know....
• Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
  Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
• Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
  Homer: I told you last night, no! ...