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Homer: Marge, You Can't Go Out On Saturday! That's Our Special Night.
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Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
Marge: What's so special about it?
Homer: What's so -- [sarcastic] Oh, I don't know. A little show called
"Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman"?
-- Starring Vanna White, "Marge on the Lam"
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