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I Just Don't See Why Blanche Should Shove A Broken Bottle In Stanley's Face.
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I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's
face. Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?
-- Marge Simpson has difficulty getting into character,
"A Streetcar Named Marge"
Related:
Hey, look at me! I'm Blanche DuBois! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Tony: Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
Marge: The answer -- is no. Tony: I'm afraid I must insist....
Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
Cool, she can fly! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge