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Salt me.
-- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge"
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Hey, look at me! I'm Blanche DuBois! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
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You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
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-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
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Oh wait, there is. Homer: Probably not much of it....
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Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....
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