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• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
  Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
• How come every time you go to the emergency room of a hospital they got foreign doctors from India there?
  I don't want to put my life in the hands of any doctor who believes in reincarnation....
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh -- Marge
  You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters'....
• Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
  -- Doctor Who -- Doctor Who, The Androids of Tara...
• Spock: "Admiral, this is Spock." Kirk: "Yes, Spock.
  Spock: "Engine Room reports auxilliary power restored....