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Now Before We Negotiate, I Have To Tell You I'm Desperate To Unload Lurleen, And I'll Take Any Offer.
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Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload
Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
-- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)"
Related:
Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
.. you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Home...
Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
-- Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way since `Funky Town.
' -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding. Home
Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer....
Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke.
If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for....