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Lurleen: So What's Your Name, Stranger? Homer: Homer J.
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Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger?
Homer: Homer J. Simpson.
Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin.
Homer: That's a pretty name.
Lurleen: Oh, you think so?
Homer: Maybe. I'm not sure. I forgot it.
-- Persistence of memory, "(Lurleen on Me)"
Related:
Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
-- Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar, right? -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
-- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way since `Funky Town.
' -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
Okay, Fudd me. -- Homer orders a beer, "(Lurleen on Me)
Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
-- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...