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It's beautiful. It's the most awe-inspiring sight I have ever seen.
Giver of life, mother of us all...hey guys, look what I smuggled aboard!
[shows a bag of chips]
-- Homer, just after lift-off, "Deep Space Homer"
Related:
creen: "Fifth season"] Homer: Hey, guys! Look what I smuggled aboard!
[shows a bag of chips] Buzz: Homer, no! [he opens the bag...
Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff? -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home
Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah!...
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....