Related:

• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• Selma: Driver, here's a fin. Get me home and don't spare the whip!
  Barney: [the carriage driver] Whatever you say, Mum!...
• Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone.
  So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program....
• Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
  He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....